The world would be a much safer place if DC were quarantined. It should be done when congress is in session, and involve a thorough delousing.
It’s got to be something in the District of Colombia’s water supply. Maybe the entire Federal Government should be moved to 20 miles north of Belle Fourche South Dakota, the geographic center of the United States, until such time as it’s determined what is the root cause, and cure for, the DNCRNC brain melting virus. It’s virulent. A travel advisory should be issued for all those passing though, working in, or in the proximity of, the Capital Beltway.